To Hell With Part L

During the course of our duties, we are discovering most buildings do not comply with Part L2 ( non dwellings ) in one form or another. Due to the complexity of Part L2, we are finding very few fully understand its requirements and to such an extent, many are blatantly ignoring it. For this reason alone it makes a mockery of trying to reduce Carbon emissions.

We are discovering that some BCO's do not understand it either and in some cases are giving incorrect advice and decisions.

This is our light hearted objection to the complexity of Part L2.

Now sing along !

Are you for real man?
Is this just fantasy?
Part L too Complex
There’s No chance of reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and pray
 
I'm just a Roof  boy 
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy pay
Work up high ,  -- work long days
Any thing the regs say  
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Part L  just confused a man
Put an SBEM in his head
Entered data, now it’s read
No clue,  what it means to me
But now I've gone and ignored it any way
part L , ~ O ~ O ~ O
Is it  mean’t  to make me cry
If it’s not clear to you this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on,  ‘cos no one understands it

Too late, the time has come
Part L revised again
Brain is  aching all the time
Goodbye, all common sense
Gonna leave us all behind and face the mess
Part L ,  ~  O ~ O ~ O
I can not  do  Part L
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

[musical  Solo]

I see a little Architect of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will  he use  the F factors  
SBEM  and SAP Calc, very, very frightening me
(Load of Rubbish ) Load of Rubbish (Load of Rubbish) Load of Rubbish, Load of Rubbish figure it

I'm just a roof boy nobody loves me
He's just a roof boy from Plain family
Spare him his mind from this monstrosity


Easy done? , I say no , will you let it  go?
Part L ! No, we will not let it go
Let it  go
Part L ! We will not let it go
Let it go
part L ! We will not let it go
Let it go (Will not let it go)
Let it go (Will not let it go)
Let it  go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh help me,  help me please)  Part L , let it go
Building Control  has the evil put aside for me, for me, for me!

[Musical solo]

So you think you can confuse me with carbon in the sky
So you think you can control  me and leave me to cry
Oh, Part L , can't do this to me, no way
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

[Musical Solo]


Nothing really matters
Any fool can boast
Carbon doesn’t  matter
Part L’s far too complex  ---   for  most

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